I apologize pre-emptively for the contents of this post.

Sometimes the stress of impending exams causes one to procrastinate in new and horrifying ways, like taking an already abominable song and bastardizing it further. With apologies to Kelsey and Thomas and absolutely no apologies to LMFAO, allow me to present, to the tune of Party Rock Anthem:

 

Finals Week Anthem

Paper writers in the house tonight

Holy crap, we’re gonna run out of time

If I don’t finish I might lose my mind

We’ll be cramming ’til December one-five.

 

At my desk, staring at the clock

Eight term papers, what a shock

Three exams at 7:45

Don’t know how I’ll stay alive

Where’s my book? I gotta read

Chapters one through fifty-three

All due next week, man this blows

My agenda overflows.

 

(Chorus)

 

Yo! I’m chugging pints of coffee like a drain

The caffeine’s jacked my brain

What a pain, sounds insane

(It’s finals week!)

Yeah, okay, no more whining or moping

Gonna pass all my classes — 

At least that’s what I’m hoping.

 

Get up, get down, throw your textbooks on the ground,

Get up, get down, throw your textbooks on the ground.

 

(Chorus x 2)

 

Shake that.

Every day I’m studying.

 

 

…I’m done now, I swear. Nothing to see here, move along.

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3 Responses to I apologize pre-emptively for the contents of this post.

  1. This is amazing and you are kind of my hero.

  2. Philipp

    “My agenda overflows”: FTW.

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