Sometimes the stress of impending exams causes one to procrastinate in new and horrifying ways, like taking an already abominable song and bastardizing it further. With apologies to Kelsey and Thomas and absolutely no apologies to LMFAO, allow me to present, to the tune of Party Rock Anthem:
Finals Week Anthem
Paper writers in the house tonight
Holy crap, we’re gonna run out of time
If I don’t finish I might lose my mind
We’ll be cramming ’til December one-five.
At my desk, staring at the clock
Eight term papers, what a shock
Three exams at 7:45
Don’t know how I’ll stay alive
Where’s my book? I gotta read
Chapters one through fifty-three
All due next week, man this blows
My agenda overflows.
Yo! I’m chugging pints of coffee like a drain
The caffeine’s jacked my brain
What a pain, sounds insane
(It’s finals week!)
Yeah, okay, no more whining or moping
Gonna pass all my classes —
At least that’s what I’m hoping.
Get up, get down, throw your textbooks on the ground,
Get up, get down, throw your textbooks on the ground.
(Chorus x 2)
Every day I’m studying.
…I’m done now, I swear. Nothing to see here, move along.