Fitting into New Shoes

Here is a fun story about finding a new pair of shoes when your old one wear out. If you like puns, then it is worth the read.

I do not have gorilla glue, or this Goo Gone that you speak of. I can however recommend a variety of different things that would work as a substitute for the shoes:

Hobbit feet: known to stand up to the fires of Mordor. Unlike our puny feet these feet would work much better. I suggest going to ORCS N MORE in Gondor. Stilts: need a few extra inches? These get the job done and see over crowds. I suggest going to the CIRCUS MAXIMUS they have the biggest brands. (they have: “MY BRAND“) Shackles: these don’t always send the right message, but if you’re into that sort of thing….. “Schlage” is your store. Silver: it has a low melting point and you can eventually become the silver surfer. I would talk to Devon in the Foundry to unlock this side quest. Casts: they are very durable and will protect your feet, but they don’t quite scratch that itch for you?
Well, none of these helped you? Then I never asked for this.
Hope this helps,

[thanks for listening]
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